Wondering how my first NaNoWriMo went?

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I curb checked.

I tweeted: “Shit! Sorry! Damn! >pause< FUCK!”

I was turning from Shamrock right onto 31 and ran over the curb a bit.

First reaction: “Shit!”

Second reaction: Randy doesn’t like to hear me swear. “Sorry!”

Third reaction: Randy also told me to stop apologizing for swearing, it’s not a big deal, don’t stress, it’s just his ( Read more... )

Work Email:

From: VP
To: everyone
Subject: Sue Pseudonym's Treats

Sue made 24 >treats< and there were only 27 people here at that time.
And >person< and >person< did not get one either and I'm sure >company president< didn't either. Do the math ( Read more... )

A thirty-something woman strode purposely into the clothing store.

( the rest this way... )

email ( Read more... )

I need to unplug for a couple of days. No one post anything cool, okay? ;)

No more clams for you before 11am! - A

What about all those “extra” books (in the Catholic Bible)? - An elder.
You mean the ones Martin Luther took out? - My friend!

Amber is empathetic regarding Randy’s upcoming operation:

R - Ok, just so you know, I am freaking out just a little. A normal amount, I’m not really worried. It’s just I know it is ( Read more... )

L - (about an actress) I’d hit that with a Mac truck.
A - (about an actor) I’d hit that with the space shuttle.
L. - (same actress) I’d hit that with a satellite guided real-time global positioning system.

Computer message:
Improperly handled condition, image exit forced.
My first thought: Well, fuck you too!

Amber emails her life:
Funny bit: I did ( Read more... )

Sunday

Couldn’t get up for church, too tired. Randy and Stu when, then home, then all of us out to Steak and Shake for lunch.

Dad suggested Randy grill brats for supper.

Dad said that he and Mom wanted to give us a bunch of bookcases, so he wanted us to go to Wal-Mart, Target, Meijer, Home Depot, and Staples, then to go home and measure, then go ( Read more... )

Multipolar (mul-ti-pol-ar) (Amborian, def by LoT)

the mood that strikes when your brain kicks into high gear and causes

your mood to defy all conventional laws of psychology and physics.

In the DSM IV-TR under multipolar, it simply says "You're fucked".